I would make gestation only last two months, and have babies slide out kangaroo-style - the size of a jellybean. They'll grow large and strong through breast feeding off the mother OR father, which will be made much easier and involve no transfer of alcohol or prescription drugs. I'd make whiskey a health food, and… » 10/31/14 2:27pm Yesterday 2:27pm

Instead of tofurkey, can I recommend the Quorn holiday roast? It cooks up much juicier, and is much more palatable, I think, than tofurkey. I cooked tofurkey for many years, but now have fully switched to Quorn. » 10/26/14 9:35pm Sunday 9:35pm

Jesus. I've been following you for a loooong time, FST, and....it's just so rediculous. You are one of the sweetest, most generous, loveliest people I've ever had the privilege to interact with. How does your family not know what they have in you? They don't deserve you :( » 10/26/14 9:16am Sunday 9:16am